I have three quotes to help you make the most of your life.
SPEW ALERT. SWALLOW ANYTHING IN YOUR MOUTH BEFORE READING
THE LAST QUOTE. I'M SERIOUS.
This blogger will not be held responsible for any damage to
your computer if you spew liquid or food. If you choke from
shock, not my problem.
I love this quote!
Smile at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your
husband, smile at your children, smile at each other -
it doesn't matter who it is - and that will help you to
grow up in greater love for each other.
You know how much seeing a smile can make you feel better.
It is difficult not to mirror the smile. If no one is at
home or the folks around you won't smile, go look in a
mirror and tell yourself a silly joke and SMILE!
Who knew this man was so deep?
I think I'd like to be remembered as someone who beat the
odds through just plain determination. ... that I persevered.
Because I think that being somewhat of a pest to life,
constantly plaguing and pursuing, will bring results.
-- Sylvester Stallone (1946-) American Actor
We writers know about perseverance and being a pest when we
IF YOU SPEW ON YOUR COMPUTER OR CHOKE, DON'T
When addressing a man's "member", if you want it to get huge,
tell it it's huge. (I changed the word she used because of
the PG rating we have.)
E. Jean Carroll, Elle Magazine, Advice columnist, 2010.
Yes, that is about sex. It's also about life. When you want
folks to do great things you tell them you expect great things
from them. You must do that for yourself. Affirmations, positive
talk, tooting your own horn, hype, whatever it takes. You must be
your own cheerleader.
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