Megan, I'm a faery!

Not exactly the words a newlywed wants to hear, not even if, as in this case, the faery is the gossamer-winged, glamour-dust kind. But there’s more...



Megan’s husband isn’t just any old faery, he’s a faery wizard, the Champion of Ais Linn, sent to protect the Earth from an invasion by the Lord of Dark Fire. Soon there will be a Harmonic Convergence, with all the planets in a direct line with the sun, and all magic defenses protecting the Earth will weaken. Before Megan recovers from that shock, a Bain Sidhe gallops through the house, husband David disappears and she is swept into an adventure in a land where unicorns roam the Damhain Garrai, and were-knights terrorize leprechauns and sprites.



In writing this novel, I did a careful blending of the Real and the Unreal—the Real being the Harmonic Convergence, the Unreal being the world of Fae. For the latter, I relied heavily on An Encyclopedia of Fairies, Hobgoblins, Brownies, Bogies, and Other Supernatural Beings, which lists more supernatural creatures than you can shake a stick at. For those of you who think “faery” means simply those wee creatures who can sit in your hand and flit about on butterfly-like wings dripping whuffle dust as they wave their tiny antenna, take it from me—that ain’t all lurking in the land of Fae! There are Trooping, or Walking faeries, sprites, and elves, who are mostly friendly. Among faeryland’s less sociable inhabitants are the malevolent Sluagh (pronounced Slooa) or the Host of the Unforgiven Dead, the most formidable of the faery people, followed closely by the vicious Solitary faeries. The former are the spirits of dead mortals and when they urge men to commit wicked acts, humans can’t disobey. Solitary faeries are antisocial, malignant creatures such as the Bogies and kelpies. Some aren’t necessarily a danger; the Pooka, (Will o’ the Wisp) merely leads travelers astray and the Bain Sidhe (banshee) rides through the hallways heralding death to an inhabitant. Others, such as brownies, pixies, and leprechauns are more prone to mischief. Solitary faeries live alone and like it and woe be to any mortal who crosses their paths.



The Real part of the story, the Harmonic Convergence, occurred almost a decade ago, the time of the original writing of this story, on August 16-24, 1987. (For those who care, the Final Convergence is expected in 2013.) There have been various convergences over the centuries, but this one time all (at that time) nine planets were in a direct line with the sun. Newscasts made much of this and of course doomsayers came out in droves and then disappeared again when none of their predictions came true. Nevertheless, it made me ask the question: What if something did happened but no one knew about it because it occurred in another dimension?





Back to those of faery-kind. David, son of Padraig, half-ruler of Ais linn, is a Trooping faery, a member of a fae group the same size as humans. Nothing of the “little people” about this lad. In fact, when she learns his secret, Megan is quick to remind him there’s only one part of his anatomy fitting the human hand. He’s over six feet tall, with wings the same length, possess a wonderful gift for blarney and is utterly irresistible to human females. Unfortunately, human females are just as irresistible to him, in particular one Megan O’Connell. David’s also a Tiarna D’Geal Tina (Lord of White Fire), the first and last line of defense against his opposite number Exeter Dubtina, the Tiarna d’Doit Tina (Lord of Black Fire). Exeter and his sister Siobhan are the children of the Lord of Dark Fire and his wife, a Solitary fairy, so they got a double-dose of B-A-D.



Besides the Wizard, there’s also Ossian, his familiar—with the sexiest pair of wings this side of Ireland; Brigid, Ossian’s twin; Sir Liam, a drop-dead gorgeous shapeshifting knight who roams the Damhain Garrai in search of pixies to terrorize…a leprechaun, and Siochan, a talking unicorn. (If the Celtic names throw you, don’t worry, there’s a glossary included.)



When Megan O’Connell meets Tavis (David) McMuir, the handsome Irishman so enchants her with his Old World blarney, she was more than willing to become his wife. There are some problems, of course; David’s parents oppose the marriage and didn’t attend the wedding, and David insists on birth-control from the very beginning. Megan consoles herself to one and agrees to the other, but two months and six nights of lovemaking later—Lo and behold! The Patch failed and she’s pregnant, and realization he’s to become a father brings forth David’s startling confession. It plunges his bride into a war to take place during the Harmonic Convergence, in which David pledges to give his life if necessary, to save the Earth as well as his own home from Exeter Dubhtina, his mortal enemy.



Soon, David is summoned home as the Convergence begins, Megan decides to follow, and soon finds herself in Exeter’s clutches. After witnessing firsthand the Dark Lord’s cruelty, she summons all her mortal strength to fight his magic, only to learn her husband has been sent a message: Surrender all of the Earth and your portion of Ais Linn to me or your wife and unborn child will die.




Meantwhile, Exeter’s wily sister, Siobhan, is working a little magical blackmail all her own to keep her ex-betrothed from fighting her brother in hand-to-hand combat.

Will David fall to Siobhan’s enticements? Will he renounce his vow to save the Earth or lose his wife and unborn child?



If you like stories of knights in armor battling it out with broadswords, with touches of leprechauns and faery glamour, a glib, feisty heroine, a sexy, brave hero, and an equally sexy, non-repentant villain and villainess, Wizard’s Wife might be just up your alley. It’s a story full of adventure, romance, and humor as well. Class Act Books is the publisher (www.classactbooks.com) and its release date is January, 2011.

6 comments

  1. Nightingale // November 20, 2010 at 5:43 PM  

    Thanks for sharing your knowledge of the fae. I didn't realize there were so many varieties! And I really enjoyed the excerpt. This promises to be one of your best.

  2. Scarlet Pumpernickel // November 20, 2010 at 5:49 PM  

    Toni,
    I am going to put this on my Christmas wish list, right at the top. I love the fae! This sounds like such a good read, I can't wait to get it. Will it be available as an ebook? Great post, you certainly got my attention.

  3. Toni V.S. // November 20, 2010 at 5:53 PM  

    Scarlet, it should be both e-book and print.

  4. Scarlet Pumpernickel // November 20, 2010 at 9:53 PM  

    Wonderful Toni, be sure to remind me when it is available. I an going to give it to myself as a Christmas gift! Love the fae.

    How long did you research this story? Did you notice any strange things going on around you while you were working on it?

    Just wondering if you caught anyone's attention, you know, just in case there really are Fairy among us!

  5. Mary Marvella // November 20, 2010 at 10:08 PM  

    Awesome story. You seem to enjoy research, girl. Love the excerpt.

  6. Joanne // November 21, 2010 at 1:29 PM  

    Toni,
    This sounds like a wonderful story, and I am in awe of your imagination and story-telling abilities.