"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend...if you have one."
--George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill


"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...if there is one."
--Winston Churchill, in response

2 comments

  1. Mary Barfield // March 21, 2008 at 3:29 PM  

    Great ones. I love a good insult.

  2. Beth Trissel // March 21, 2008 at 6:30 PM  

    Very witty!