This is on my "classic Dave Barry" calendar for Friday, November 9th and thought I would share:


In writing a novel, be sure to include Character Development.

WRONG: "Brad gazed into Marsha's eyes."

RIGHT: Brad gazed into Marsha's eyes and noticed that she now had three of them."

LOL! I LOVE Dave Barry!


  1. Liz Jasper // December 4, 2007 at 1:44 PM  

    Thanks for reminding me how funny Dave Barry is. I had one of his columns about visiting the world's largest ball of twine on my fridge until it crumbled apart. Laughed everytime I went into the kitchen for years.

  2. Beth Trissel // December 4, 2007 at 2:50 PM  

    I love Dave Barry too.

  3. Mona Risk // December 4, 2007 at 3:04 PM  

    Cute. Thanks Joanne for the laugh. I needed it now.

  4. Joanne // December 5, 2007 at 8:59 AM  

    Glad everyone enjoyed the post. Dave Barry is absolutely hilarious. With my daily calendar, I get to chuckle every morning.