This is on my "classic Dave Barry" calendar for Friday, November 9th and thought I would share:
TIP FOR PROFESSIONAL WRITERS:
In writing a novel, be sure to include Character Development.
WRONG: "Brad gazed into Marsha's eyes."
RIGHT: Brad gazed into Marsha's eyes and noticed that she now had three of them."
LOL! I LOVE Dave Barry!
4 comments:
Thanks for reminding me how funny Dave Barry is. I had one of his columns about visiting the world's largest ball of twine on my fridge until it crumbled apart. Laughed everytime I went into the kitchen for years.
I love Dave Barry too.
Cute. Thanks Joanne for the laugh. I needed it now.
Glad everyone enjoyed the post. Dave Barry is absolutely hilarious. With my daily calendar, I get to chuckle every morning.
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